just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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