I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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