I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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