Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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