4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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