fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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