Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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