sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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