Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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