Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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