So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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