youre lurking in front of me
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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