Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You took a bar mat shot.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
