Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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