Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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