I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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