I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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