I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I need water and some morals
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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