her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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