U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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