U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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