Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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