he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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