Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
