He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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