i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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