this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So squirting runs in the family.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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