They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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