He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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