Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
