I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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