We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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