i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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