You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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