in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wish I only lived at night.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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