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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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