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• (323): View more from California

  that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...

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• (386): View more from Florida

  you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other

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  Gotta pay for college somehow...

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'll bring spiced rum

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  I am not drinking that devil juice

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