I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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