Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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