So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize