Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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