love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Randomize
