ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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