dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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