why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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