franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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