You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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