Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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