I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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