Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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