don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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