I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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