I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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