You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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