My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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