I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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