Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i dont even know how to be here
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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